I have just coined a word. Afterapp. You can use it for any of the painful processes you need to go through after getting an app. The admit letter is all flowery and ecstatic alright. Coupla weeks of high and then the bloody ground work starts demanding. Fill, type, print, tick, sign, pin, attach, attest, detest, protest, moan!!! Hell yeah! I mean whats with all this afterapp paper work?! Graduate School Copy, Department Copy, Budget Copy, Student Copy, and a cursed Copy for my undertaker ofcourse! A form for hostel, a form for mess, a form for parking lot, a form each for id card to institute, library, department, and may be a form for the tissue that I would use on friday mornings to wipe my arse I guess!
The most painful afterapp is meeting the medical requirements imposed by some obscure laws of the state of New Jersy. Even SuperMan would fail their damned checklist I suppose. The last question in the check list is something like, "Have you ever been mad?". Aha! Is this a trick question? "Yes, ofcourse I am now! And damn you for it". General allergies, food allergies, medicine allergies, insect allergies (what the devil is this?!). Signature of the psysician, signature of the student declaring that the form was filled by a physician(sarcasm huh?).
I swear by the time I leave, I will have a constellation on my biceps from the syringe prick marks. Vaccinations against all that ever remotely affected the homo sapiens! And the final note is like an existential blow. "You must show the test results for each of the diseases as negative". Why the hell cant we trust the poor vaccines? I ask my doc about these diseases, and he goes "God! Pity the tender asses of the New Jersy kids!". I have already had enough. And it also says theres a $100 fine for incomplete forms! I better get started on all this soon afterall I have yearned to be there!!!
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5 comments:
its a classic case of the rich kid cribbing about the silver shoes being too tight!!! :))
machi...no da, I am criticizing the univ for being such paranoids.....
ahaa...n u thought tht getting into princeton was easy....huh...n u were unprepared da.....im sad n i believe u wud be rejected for underweight or malnutrition...wat say???:) (the last one was wrong ra)
nee moham.....nice try underweight and all.....fitness is more important.....i much more fit than many of u ppl..... :p
hhmmm seems that u got really pained by all those stuff man....
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